Hand somebody something, but let go of it right before they have it so it drops. Then make a disappointed face at them. Do it all the time. Get really good at it. Make it look like it’s their fault. Make people feel like they are clumsy around you. Feel confident.
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet