who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table
sir cumference
get out
equivalent
The fear of suffering (par hey, there you are)
Hand somebody something, but let go of it right before they have it so it drops. Then make a disappointed face at them. Do it all the time. Get really good at it. Make it look like it’s their fault. Make people feel like they are clumsy around you. Feel confident.
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
so simple i love it
i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet
print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything
